Monthly Archives: November 2012

I only tell high quality lies…

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In my stream of the university program I’m in, there’s a ratio of 9 guys to every 1 girl. Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating. 8:1. This is a problem (wouldn’t be such a problem if they had more hygiene). I’ve been exhausting the limits of my creativity in dealing with a guy that hasn’t stopped hitting on me. Let’s call him Dominic. Dominic is special character who could benefit greatly from the use of tact. He’s clinging, whiny, manipulative, guilt trippy, and doesn’t understand I’M NOT INTERESTED.

So, being my usual clever self, I ask him if he can handle the truth. If i should tell him what’s up and stop lying to him. I take this liberty to tell him I’m a lesbian.

IT WORKED! He’s giving me space now!!!!! Praise the third chicken of the argos trio!

With all of that aside, now I’m feeling bad about it for two reasons: a) it was a lie. B) these aren’t really joking matters. I’m feeling worse about the second than the first reason.

Anyways, it was fun. And it’s working! 😀 evil laugh..

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Buffet:

I was a little bored and I was trying to walk in a straight line with my eyes closed, and I almost walked into a fire extinguisher. oh well. This city is home to a bunch of things weirder than me.

I’ve been feeling the need to learn German acutely for a while now. My weltanschauung could be better suited up in new and tasty loanwords while my schadenfreude in the incomprehension of my friends would continue unabated!

I’ve been doing a lot of transcription lately, and have come to this conclusion: 33/16 is no fun to notate. ESPECIALLY without software 😛

The last random comment I care to conclude with is: I sometimes wish I had six fingers on my left hand. That’d be epic.

Anyhow, this image is a bit of life art…

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Can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man!

I am extraordinarily happy today because IT’S SNOWING!

Bring on the Christmas spirit.

Anyhow, I decided to snap a photo of this cool part of the ground.

Wow I almost walked into a post because I was texting. I guess it’s better than being turned into a pillar of salt though.

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