Daily Archives: November 26, 2012

I only tell high quality lies…

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In my stream of the university program I’m in, there’s a ratio of 9 guys to every 1 girl. Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating. 8:1. This is a problem (wouldn’t be such a problem if they had more hygiene). I’ve been exhausting the limits of my creativity in dealing with a guy that hasn’t stopped hitting on me. Let’s call him Dominic. Dominic is special character who could benefit greatly from the use of tact. He’s clinging, whiny, manipulative, guilt trippy, and doesn’t understand I’M NOT INTERESTED.

So, being my usual clever self, I ask him if he can handle the truth. If i should tell him what’s up and stop lying to him. I take this liberty to tell him I’m a lesbian.

IT WORKED! He’s giving me space now!!!!! Praise the third chicken of the argos trio!

With all of that aside, now I’m feeling bad about it for two reasons: a) it was a lie. B) these aren’t really joking matters. I’m feeling worse about the second than the first reason.

Anyways, it was fun. And it’s working! 😀 evil laugh..

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