About

I’m a wiry rodent with a fibrous constitution. This blog details the rumblings of my life and the conclusions I’ve drawn along the way.

I love Swiss cheese! I live at the cottage, but I take trips to the moon, to scavenge for Wensleydale. I am a journeying white-footed mouse, otherwise known as Peromyscus Leucopus.

I would like to warn churchmice about this blog: there are expletives with pointy edges which you may not appreciate. Some words I choose to use are non-canonical, thus, anathema. I am aware of my backslidden lifestyle. Si vous plait, vous jetez l’éponge.

Happy tails!